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⚙️ Table Talk #158: On Speaking Human🚶‍♀️

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TABLE TALK #158

There’s a particular kind of sadness creeping into written word. Everything is perfectly clear, perfectly polite. Yet nothing jars, surprises, or misbehaves.
 
It’s competent prose, and somehow, it all sounds the same, which is why a few gloriously unnecessary words feel oddly rebellious. Words that dress up something ordinary, invite you in, then cheerfully undo themselves.

This week’s Table Talk is about those words. The impressive-sounding ones doing laughably simple things.

🍝 MAIN COURSE 🍝 

 

A few weeks ago, I had a steroid injection administered by a knee surgeon who spoke in the calm, lyrical cadence of someone entirely at ease with Latin.

Mid-procedure, he remarked that my legs were “relatively hirsute”.
 
I carried that phrase with me all day. Relatively hirsute. It sounded distinguished. Almost athletic. 
 
Then I Googled it. It means hairy.
 
And in that moment, the spell was broken. Not because the word was wrong - but because it was doing something wonderful. Dressing up a very basic truth in a beautiful, slightly theatrical outfit.
 
Which got me thinking: the English language is absolutely full of these.
Take oleaginous. A word that slithers around the mouth and sounds like it’s about to reveal something profound, only to arrive at “oily”.

Or taradiddle, a deeply pleasing term for a small lie. Not a scandal, not a whopper. Just a bit of harmless nonsense.

Atingle sounds poetic, almost romantic, yet it simply means stimulated.
 
Noctambulist feels like something out of a gothic novel, but is actually just a sleepwalker padding about the house in the small hours.
 
Whirlybird, faintly cartoonish, turns out to be a perfectly legitimate word for a helicopter.
 
Wabbit means exhausted, which somehow feels exactly right.

None of these words exist to obscure meaning. They exist because the English language enjoys a bit of flourish. Because sometimes it’s fun to dress up a very ordinary idea, send it out into the world, and see how it behaves.
Equally satisfying are the words that have been telling you the truth all along.
 
News is the stuff that’s new.

Business is simply the state of being busy.

Alphabet comes from alpha, beta...you get the gist.
 
Contemporary simply means “with the times”.
 
Nothing poetic. Just… practical. And somehow still brilliant.

🍮 SWEET ENDINGS 🍮

None of this is an argument for stuffing your sentences with obscure vocabulary and hoping for the best. Language-as-peacocking isn't particularly attractive.

It’s more a memo that words are allowed to have personality. That they don’t always need to be optimised, simplified, or stripped back to the bone.

In a world where so much writing is generated, polished, and made frictionless, there’s something pretty lovely about a word that sounds grand and turns out to mean something entirely ordinary.


🍷 WHAT'S NEW
FROM
WEDNESDAY'S DOMAINE? 🍷

In December, I mentioned how thrilled I’d been to see Wednesday’s Domaine popping up in a handful of publications we really admire.

Well… January has rather blown December out of the park. We’re barely a week in and already The TimesThe IndependentThe ObserverYOU Magazine, Good Housekeeping and the London Standard have all given us a little corner of their pages.

Slightly mental, if I’m honest.

Luke x

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