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โš™๏ธ Table Talk #114: Facts, Fables & Fizzy Drinks ๐Ÿฅค

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TABLE TALK #114

Todayโ€™s Table Talk tells the tale of a gastronomic national treasure. 

A true creature unto itself, a veritable trend bucker, a brand with more curious quirks than you can shake a stick at. 

Itโ€™s Scotlandโ€™s other national drink. Itโ€™s Irn-Bru.

๐Ÿ MAIN COURSE ๐Ÿ 
Curious facts and curious fables are the bedrock of great brands. 
 
When told and retold, they transform a mere โ€˜productโ€™- something you might pick up in a store, into a โ€˜brandโ€™ - something distinctive, memorable and worthy of a conversation at the dinner table.
 
Itโ€™s rumoured that there are only three people in the world who know the real recipe of Irn-Bru and that these will never travel on a plane altogether. Iconic. 
 
Itโ€™s well documented that Irn-Bru is the most bought soft drink in Scotland, the only country in the world where Coca-Colaโ€™s grip of steel has been challenged by a plucky competitor.
 
The former is hearsay, the latter fact. Both powerful.

Credit: Irn Bru

The story of Irn-Bru is one of three chapters. When first founded, back in 1875, Irn-Bru was sold as โ€˜aerated waterโ€™ and called 'Strachan's Brewโ€™. 
 
Fast forward 26 years and the product was relaunched โ€˜Iron Brewโ€™ with Adam Brown, a famous highland athlete adorning the label.  They existed in this guise all the way up until 1946 when a change in the law meant that a product's marketing needed to be literally true and with this the legality of their brand name came under fire. Their liquid wasnโ€™t brewed as such, and it didnโ€™t contain a whole lot of iron. Undeterred, they dropped a couple of vowels, became โ€˜Irn-Bruโ€™ and sallied on.
 
You might wonder why, since then, theyโ€™ve become quite so iconic. In our minds, itโ€™s because they zig where others zag. Most brands have a logo, a colour palette, perhaps some illustrations and there the brand assets run dry. Irn-Bru has its own brand tartan. Its identity is fundamentally intertwined with that of an entire nation. They donโ€™t follow someone elseโ€™s rule book, they write their own.
 
Credit: TSPL

๐Ÿฎ SWEET ENDINGS ๐Ÿฎ

A lesser lauded, but no less important trait of great brands is great customer service. And we can tell you from experience that if you dress as lobster, clasp an Irn-Bru in your claws, then send a snap to the Irn-Bru customer service team youโ€™ll be sent a very smart branded t-shirt for your efforts.

๐Ÿท WHAT'S NEW
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WEDNESDAY'S DOMAINE? ๐Ÿท
The helter skelter towards a product launch is a swirling, whirling, slightly dizzying ride. So, having got six new wines out the blocks last week, weโ€™ve been enjoying the relative calm. 
 
Itโ€™s been a real joy to hear the first notes of feedback from restaurateurs, journalists and lovely people like you. I canโ€™t tell you how much it energises me and the team to hear your thoughts, so please keep them coming, whether a quick note via email or tag on social.
 
Until time,
 
Luke x

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